barfari
the winding walk you take while searching for bars. usually conducted while holding your phone slightly above you face with your eyes on the screen, other styles include moving the phone vertically and horizontally. sometimes causes injury,like falling down open man-holes, because of the pure state on concentration on the phone.
person 1: dude, how’d you break your leg?
person 2: i was on a barfari and i tripped over the curb.
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