Barfing Glitter
barfing glitter is a phenomenon that occurs when someone is such a disgustingly “perfect” little mary-sue that glitter begins to form in their gastronomical places (stomach, intestines, etc), and causes such buildup that needs to be extricated from the body in some way.
aforementioned mary-sue-like person will then begin to gracefully vomit, pouring glitter upon everyone (s)he meets.
girl #1: wow, mr. brown! cool shoes!
girl #2: you’re just barfing glitter everywhere…
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