bargle

(v). to vomit; the act of puking
scott bargled all night long and had to lie naked on the bathroom floor to cool off.
a word that means your mind is complete nonsense or is full of confusing thoughts that don’t make sense when said out loud.
usually used by someone under the influence of a substance.
“bargle..”
“man, you must be high haha.”
to use a smartphone to resolve the factual matter of a subject under debate while out at a bar with friends. from “bar” and “google” via “bargain”.

if bargling shows you are wrong, you have been ipwned.
barney: “england’s greatest prime minister was lord palmerston!”

wade: “pitt the elder!”

lenny: “hold on, let me bargle for who had the more salutary effect on british foreign policy and domestic weal.”
to bargle: to place one’s face and/or penile genetalia into the crack of a very large, yet not obese or fat, b-ttox, and proceed to move your face around and say, “bargle bargle bargley barglez”
jordan: dude, what would you do if kim kardashian just took her pants off in front of you right now? like, what would you do?

me: well, i’d start off by giving her a good bargling. after i bargle her, i would barglez her again just for teh lulz.
simply, it’s what barglers do.
man, did you see old mr. lynn bargle that tootsie pop?
when you wiggle your fingers in someone’s armpit
marge was freaked out with jimmy gave her a bargle. shes has a fear of fingers in armpits
(v.) person who enjoys a good time;a person who contradicts
hallam bargled at axel when he showed him his new duct tape aparell.