slapping a girl in the bar
i so want to bargleslap her
a stupid girl who speaks proudly about what she does. you basity. for f-cks sake stop being so stubborn.
- bed puddle
a gathering of c-m that forms in the sheets following s-x or a really steamy dream. it often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned. girl: you b-tthole, you had me land in a bed puddle!!! me: i’ll start the fire.
best friend for like a minute we were bfflam before she told me she likes the same guy as me
a b-tchboy that can’t do anything for himself. he plays xbox all day and gets no b-tches. a d-mn loser. look like caillou with a backwards bowl cut. “binkzy why can’t you get b-tches by yourself?”
- black zebra
a white guy c-mming on a black girls back smearing it as stripes i gave her a black zebra last night