Bargoyle
to pearch atop a bar stool with both feet on the cushion.
get up on that stool and be my little bargoyle.
an old haggard rock sl-t that never leaves the local bar. she frightens the twenty oner’s with her s-xual advances and dirt rock dance moves.
holy sh-t, that bargoyle just p-ssed out in a pile of her own vomit.
noun.
a patron who is ever so frequently found at a particular pub, lounge, bar, etc. as to become an ornamental fixture.
“that drunken -sshat is nothing more than a friday night bargoyle!”
a particulary ugly female frequenting the local ale house.
look at the face on that! what a f-cking bargoyle
older version of a bar cougar/vulture hybrid, all glammed up!!
who’s the bargoyle perched by the dancefloor … waiting for her next meal …
either the girl who frequents the bar, preys upon guys who are too drunk to notice her genetic misfortunes, and is that one night stand that you will be continually horrified by.
or a really old man that is always at the bar because he’s retired and likes to tell awesome stories.
‘so nasty, i cant believe john went home with that bargoyle.’
or ‘wow i cant believe that bargoyle was in the battle of the bulge.’
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