Baristacrat
a trust-funded college graduate who takes a job at a coffee shop after graduation.
dave couldn’t find a job after graduating from college. he didn’t need to find work due to his hefty trust fund. so he took a job at the local cafe, spooning up lattes for eager coffee drinkers. he had ascended to the heights of a baristacrat.
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