Baristaville


an area in northern new jersey comprised of the three towns of montclair, glen ridge and bloomfield. first popularized in a blog called baristanet. baristanet was founded in may 2004 and has become a leader in hyperlocal blogging and online citizen journalism.
“okay, let’s settle this debate once and for all. who has the best pizza in baristaville?”

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