barking seagull


a s-xual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the pr-ne partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. when employed correctly, that is.
the girl i picked up said she was adventurous, so i gave her the barking seagull and she loved it. she won’t stop calling me.

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