barking turtle
(noun) a fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.
d-ck: what in the h-ll was that?
jane: it was a barking turtle.
d-ck: pee-yooo…
or, alternatively,
d-ck: i think someone just broke into the house.
jane: no, it was just my turle barking.
d-ck: pee-yooo…
noun: a loud popping fart that is accompanied by a “turtle” or t-rd poking its head out each time air escapes.
i hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.
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