Barkolepsy


a stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.

useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend’s dog(s) from your house.
baby i love professor doodles too… but my barkolepsy is really flairing up and i can’t handle this anymore.
a tired, sleepless condition acquired when you are kept awake all night by the barking of your neighbors’ (or your own) dog.
joe sure looks sleepy. his new puppy must have given him a case of barkolepsy.

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