barmirage
when you look across a bar, after a few drinks, and think you see a really hot chick, only to realize as you get closer that while she might have nice hair (probably fake), the rest was just a mirage cause by a mixture of alcohol and bad lighting.
dude, i thought that chick looked alot like beyonce, but as i got closer i realized it was a barmirage.
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