barmite
barmite ™ the gunk that collects underneath a bar due to not cleaning all surfaces regularly.
look under a pub bar under the places where beer is served from (beer taps) and gl-ss shelves. see the build up of sticky mess known in the pub trade as barmite ™
beers drips that turn sticky and brown and look pretty much like marmite. and the fact it is beer, it probably tastes like a sweeter version of marmite.
even better with added beer fly larve.
noun_ a viscous amalgamation of old beer, sweaty feet and skin dust on the floor of a pub or club bar. barmite has the exact smell and texture of marmite, but should definately not be spread on toast.
barmite is a clear sign that the landlord/manager is a lazy sh-tbag.
“went to work at this gopping bar the other night, i bet the landlady has barmite in her knickers”
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