barnacle script
a stand-alone software module that can be slapped onto an existing application to enhance it’s function or performance.
this is typically a javascript file that can be linked in a vanilla web page to add — at load time — rich internet application (ria) behaviors to the existing ui controls.
a “pefect” barnacle would be effective without any other changes to the web page code (but would allow incremental additions of attributes to customize the behavior).
i found a smart-table barnacle script we can stick on our web page to make those tables sortable and filterable.
i wrote a calendar barnacle that automatically converts any input box with cl-ss=”date” to a calendar picker field.
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