barnage
the act of being a big aberdonian closet heteros-xual who has recently found love in the form of a busty blonde manc bird
i used to like the creamofsomeyoungguy but now i drink from the furry cup
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- Baro'd
when your six team parlay gets screwed due to one bad bet “man, i was on my way to getting rich and then my d-mn parlay got baro’d. looks like it’s back to the p-wn shop for me!” welsh for ‘ready’ person 1: “out tonight?” person 2: “barod!”
- Barrand
an employed r-t-rd sack barrand a person, likely a paraproffesional who is a b-tch that yells at you instead of teaching. that barrand is a b-tch. she yelled at my the whole cl-ss.
- barrier contraceptives
clothing worn to bed, thus preventing s-xual intercourse dammit, take off those pajamas! b-tch, i just can’t hump through all those barrier contraceptives!
- Basketballafallaphobia
the fear of getting hit in the head with a basketball or any sport ball in general. she wears a helmet because she has basketballafallaphobia.
- Bastard's Dozen
eleven of the same item. as in: i ordered twelve donuts but those b-st-rds only gave me eleven! larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the b-st-rd’s dozen to the party.