Barney Frank


also sometimes referred to derogatorily as “bawney fw-nk”, is currently chairman of the us house financial services committee. mr. frank is also a member of the us house of representatives, representing m-ssachusetts’ 4th conressional district. however, it is recommended that the term “member” not be used within earshot of mr. frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed h-m-s-xuality and make him quite giddy.

mr. frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the u.s. government, and in particular, the obama administration.
barney frank: “fannie mae and fweddie mac are not in twouble! now weave me awone – my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! aftew that i must continue to defwaud the countwy!”

sane individual: “barney,you are one truly fu-ked up kn-b gobbler!”
1.) m-ssachusetts congressman and chairman of the house financial services committee.

2.) miserable c-cksucker who never takes responsibility for anything that goes wrong, even though he was supposed to be in charge of the oversight for fannie mae and freddie mac.

3.) a guy whose speech is f-cking impossibly hard to understand.
dude#1: did you hear that barney frank is all up on the auto industry’s d-ck about this bailout?
dude#2: i heard him on tv but i couldn’t understand a f-cking word he said.

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