Barnings
hard working, loyal, and unable to break. stays in the spotlight even when the electricty is out. you can find only a few so it is rare to even know of a barnings. men barnings’s are more rare than woman but when you find a man look up he will be tall. barnings take pride in the fact there are few of them so don’t plan on knowing one to long.
man that barnings sure did hit the nail on the head. d-mn that barnings is a monster look at him work. hey “what” have you ever seen a barnings. “no” have you ever seen a leprechaun?
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