barnyard pimp


a barnyard pimp is a rooster. so called because the rooster has a pimp comb, a pimp strut, and a pimp sound.

plus, the barnyard pimp keeps track of all his ho’s, ie the chickens. and, if one of them needs some sweet loving, the barnyard pimp is there.
yo, its time to get up and get to work, the barnyard pimp is up making noise.

the hens haven’t been laying eggs, soon we might have to eat the barnyard pimp.

we need more chickens, we need to borrow yo’ barnyard pimp.
4 more definitions
free range chicken
hey b-tch fry me up that barnyard pimp !!!!!!!, i wanna git sum dat barn yard pimp from kfc
free range chicken
hey b-tch fry me up that barnyard pimp !!!!!!!, i wanna git sum dat barn yard pimp from kfc
chicken that was raised in a barn to be sent to be made for fried chicken.
“please p-ss the barnyard pimp im starving”.

“i can smell those barnyard pimps already cooking
fried chicken and kool aid aka black water
“yo n-gg- you be wantin some barnyard pimp and black watta?”

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