Barnyard Rumble
when a woman with an abnormally fat -ss squats down on a man’s face and proceeds to violently shakes her -ss with extreme force causing it to rumble, bruising may occur; if the female decides to defecate on the male, then it is referred to as a ‘barnyard rumble suprise’.
“i just started to fall asleep but before i knew it, maria had hopped on my face and barnyard rumbled me so hard my nose turned purple.”
doctor: it doesnt look so good, your son isnt going to make it
mother: no! what happened!?
doctor: he recieved m-ssive trauma to the face and forehead region…. he was… barnyard rumbled…
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