baron von sexatron
a baron von s-xatron is a remarkable man. dating back to 1984, the baron has lived his life full of adventure and is likened to that of indiana jones and bear grylls. the baron, although solitary in many ways, also has a rather loving side and is empathic to many a situation. the baron is loyal and kind and will do almost anything to make others happy. everyone loves the baron and he is quick witted in social situations and is guaranteed to be the popular man on the table. the baron tends to frown upon some social norms and regards rap and sport to be on the same level as a c-ckroach. however the baron will only tell this to his loyal subjects whom he can trust. a baron von s-xatron likes nothing more than to sit back with a beer with a fantastic piece of scenery in front of him. he’ll make out that he wants to do this by himself but actually this scenario is much preferred alongside the company if his mate. a baron von s-xatron is also a beast in the sack.
i once knew a baron von s-xatron. he was the one that got away. if only i hadn’t been so in to yoga.
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