Baroumize


a tux you wouldn’t want to get married in. it’s probably seen better days and is now only appropriate for rowdy, drunken events (i.e. you don’t mind getting booze or vomit on it).
dude 1: what are you wearing for the booze cruise tonight?
dude 2: battle tux, all the way.

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