Barrel
the mot feared creature on earth. no one has ever seen one and came back the same. they always turned on one another when they saw barrels. a lot of the world’s murders are because or the effect of barrels. if you come across a barrel sit in a chair and it won’t hurt you. a crucifix won’t help but a stephano will. if you do not happen to have a stephano then please by a bag of onions and peel each layers to ward off the evil barrels with the power of shrek.
guy: did you hear that noise?
girl: it must be a barrel! do you have any onions..?
guy: well no..
guy: -runs out and touchs barrel- #2spooky4u
barrel: -disappears in dust-
guy: who needs shrek when you have hastags?
a barrel is pewdiepie’s worst enemy. barrels work on the dark side in most video games pewdiepie plays. they set him up for death.
“barrels! why are you hiding over here?”
“are you plotting?!”
the hollow section of a breaking wave. also known as tube, pipe, close-out, dumper.
“dude, did you see my barrel?”
1. the tube-like part of a wave.
(barrelled) 2.surf-term in which a surfer rides inside of the tube-like part of the wave.
1. “dude, that’s a wicked sick barrel on that wave.”
2. “did you see me get barrelled man.
an object or person of great frustration that blocks your way, makes you mad or is empty on the inside and fat on the outside/callous.
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random hipster: omg guys stop being such a bunch of barrels.
other hipster: you know what…. you guys are barrels… deal with it!
the worst thing ever. used as an insult towards other people.
“wow, what a barrel.”
“she is such a barrel”
“barrelss! i knew it was you >:(”
a container or vessel commonly used to safeguard gold coins, potions or magical weapons of unimaginable power. it is a close relative of the crate which is the updated version.
did you see where i left my keys?
its probably in that barrel over there.
a keg, or any large container of alcohol (such as a handle). usually said with a hold on the el.
trent: where’s the barrelllll?
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