blaze haze
getting so stoned the night before that you are totally oblivious of anything that might have transpired.
trent wakes up naked in a strange backyard with a feather duster stuck in his -ss and a moccasin super glued to his crotch. he retrieves his cell from a nearby pile of dogsh-t and calls his buddy bongo.
bongo: “‘s’up dude…?”
trent: “dude! wtf happened last night man?”
bongo: ” dude – you got like totally wasted then ran out the back door with the vacuum cleaner. where the h-ll are you anyway?”
trent: ” i don’t know.. but you gotta’ come find me man! i aint sh-ttin’ either! i’ve got the worst case of blaze haze you ever saw!”
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