barrel dick


a p-n-s that is very short with a big girth (round) wen hard. very comical looking. looks like a little tugboat that could. also known as soup can d-ck. popular names in midwest with developmental disabilities.
they thought he would be great in bed until they realized while skinny dipping at the lake that he’s got barrel d-ck or soup can d-ck. too short and painful too wide round. it would rip and never get to the places of pleasure so short.

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