Barrel Law


in southern united states communities; a barrel is fixed in a position downtown, usually on a downtown square for the purposes of determining age of consent. a gentleman will place the young lady in question inside the barrel, should she be able to see over the top of that barrel, she is deemed to be legal for s-xual relations. thought to have originated in estonia, known for their own “keg laws”. brought to the united by andrus hallur in the mid 1700’s. first used in the us in savannah georgia where hallur ran a fudgery and bait shop.
willie was very excited to meet wanda, a young deaf mute girl. before he defiled her in the back of his buggy, he had to take her down to the barrel to see if she p-ssed the local barrel law. thankfully, after getting up on her toes, she was able to see over the top. willie was then legally able to make her a woman.

Read Also:

  • BA SHO

    ba sho ba show 1. (n.) a loud noise or keehap sound made when kicking or striking someone. 2. (n.) a chinese sushi restaurant. 3. (n.) a term or phrase used to express happiness and/or success. 4. (v.) to p’wn or effectively strike someone. examples: 1. serafin yells ba sho when he executes a roundhouse […]

  • Bavlavdav

    somebody who was born a virgin, will live a virgin and will die a virgin. ‘that smackrat is a proper bavlavdav isn’t he?’

  • bayat

    old, stale, rotten: persian root this bread has become bayat.

  • beachXcore

    matching of hott beach clothes with urban dance sprit imagine girls surfing in the day time and goin to local rock shows at night girls are amazingly mix matched but hott,tanned,bright eyes,burnette,bed head always wearing a bikini they dont no how to match fun to be around and know how to party like crazyyy “wow […]

  • beage

    slang for a bl-w j-b. dude all i could think about all night was that beage that skeeza gave me.


Disclaimer: Barrel Law definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.