Barriente


barriente: a mexican name that suits mexicans. most people cannot pr-nounce it. not a common name, but a name for pretty mexicans, also for tall girls with super thick hair! they’re not ditsy, but there sure do have quite a few blonde moments. barriente’s are a species all in their own, so if you see one, please remember….do not feed. we haven’t yet discovered their diet. barriente’s also don’t require too much attention, and they make great companions, but they’re also pretty indecisive at times, and horrible spellers. they’ll misspell “cake” if you give them the chance, or even “iron”.
teacher: is alicia bare-n-yetti here?
alicia: its pr-nounced bar-e-ent-a
teacher: isn’t that what i said? barriente.

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