barsthole
1. someone, male or female, who is such a loose sl-t that either their v-g-n-l or -n-l aperture (or both) is so distended as to cause them to fall crashing to the ground when they sit on a bar stool.
2. the end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.
a portmonteau of barstool and hole.
also shortened to barst.
man that ho is such a barsthole, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
i lost my condom and my wallet in that barst!
gay 1: spooning leads to forking…
gay 2: and fisting leads to barsting
jane: i better do my kegel excercises, i am starting to barst.
mary: yeah girl, if you keep f-cking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!
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