barstool protocol
the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.
john: man, i totally just shat a brick!
ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks…
john: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn’t a brick though… look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect…
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