Barstool Sports
barstool sports is a blog based in boston, ma and is run by dave portnoy aka el pres. the site is designated “for the common man, by the common man” and its posts are influenced by new england sports but are not central to this one theme. for every story that involves the patriots, there is one that involves cankles. for every update on the red sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher s-x scandal. el pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. and if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool (“a woman who is s-xually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is v-g-n-lly, -n-lly, orally.”) other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that -ss, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.
“dear el pres,
how can i be just like you?
-dan shaughnessy”
-jealous b-tch: “you should burn in h-ll you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in sk-nky outfits you keep posting on your site”
-el pres: “is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?”
-nick: “yo steve you read the stool today?”
-steve: “yessir chalk up another smokeshow for unh”
1 more definition
a website/blog for sport loving pinky d-cks.
basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.
love michael vick. because -ssholes.
the least likable people on earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on earth a bad name.
call each other “stoolies” and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in t-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.
which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prost-tute’s -sshole.
barstool sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. just read the comment section of pretty much any article. you’ll feel like a genius.
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