bartard


when somebody becomes impaired (r-t-rded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug
chris is an absolute bartard!
someone who habitually uses xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
non-generic xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a “bar” like appearance. with key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by m-ssive confusion bordering on belligerence. subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of “tard” as a suffix.
courteny love; a large percentage of high school students in texas and california.

mike got all quadded out and drove his prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he’s really becoming something of a bartard.
an individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.
dude is way drunk & acting the fool. what a bar tard.
when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total r-t-rd.
kris is really being a bartard tonight. what’s her problem??
one who acts like a tard at a bar
jeff got really drunk at phil’s on sat-rday and started dancing like a bartard
someone who only ever wants to go to the bar, that is all they can ever think of to do.
john is such a bartard, he’s trying to organize another happy hour even though no one came to the last one.

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