Bartek
(n): a large oak tree often found in poland.
(n): a name given to individuals of polish descent; a variation of the name “bartholamew”
(n): a famous man residing in calgary, alberta, canada, often found wearing check shirts and standing in front of nuclear power plants around the world. coined the term, “i’m waiting…”
1. that’s a large bartek in your backyard in warsaw, poland!
2. my child’s name is bartek.
3. bartek was on the couch screaming, “i’m waiting…”
a crazy dude, generally smokes a lot of weed. can get annoyed now and again, overall is a good guy to have a banter with and a good person to know.
just saw a bartek strolling through a park with a bong in his hand the other day
a bartek is a prank that can be played on anyone who owns a mobile phone.
step 1: obtain their number.
step 2: give their number to everyone that you know the subject does not have in their phone.
step 3: everyone sends messages to them saying “you make me feel like im the only girl in the world!”.
step 4: sit back and watch them loose their sh-t for the next few weeks.
works best if you keep the prank a secret from killjoys who will ruin it.
person 1(prankee): who the f–k keeps sending me messages saying you make me feel like im the only girl in the world…
person 2(pranker): i dont know man, ill ask around.
person 1: -walks away-
person 2: that guy is going insane from the good ol bartek prank hahaha
person 3(also pranker): hahaha he wont be sleeping tonight.
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