Bartell
in dentistry, a “bartell” is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. in order to be labeled a “bartell”, the remaining teeth in one’s grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one “ugly duckling” or “r-t-rded cousin”. examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one’s mouth. a “bartell” can transform one’s entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.
“d-mn son, that girl would be fine but i just can’t look past her frickin’ bartell.”
“the young lady’s beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell.”
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