Bartholomew
a friendly, inquisitive alligator, he spends time in palm beach, hanging around with royalty, notably the viscount. his spectacles give him a scholarly look, but his teeth are real.
bartholomew lay next to the viscount and waved his tail at sabi, with all in the party basking in the sun.
pr-nounced: barthla–umm-barthomaul—umm. bar-tholo-mew
1.) a biblical name, which is often miss pr-nounced by girls who are otherwise pretty and smart but still play stupid, little pigs (and i mean that literally).
2.) brother–i mean, sister, i think–of marcellus and amadeus (for amadeus refer to “1”)
3.) a word that people who have names like “victoria” and still choose to shorten them (to, for example, “tori”) would have difficulty pr-nouncing.
tori, which is just a random name, cannot seem to say bartholomew (instead, she says, barthla–umm-barthomaul—umm. bar-tholo-mew etc.), or say four letter words, in anger, without making everyone say, “aww, she’s so cute when she’s p-ssed off.”
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