whena woman applies a condom to a strap on and then proceeds to slide it upwards throught her male partners -n-s, when finished she pulls out leaving the condom stuck deep within her partners -n-l cavity.
when sally stuck her strap on in jerry’s -n-s a bartimaeus was obtained leaving jerry dismayed. he was left with the only option of using long metal tools to dig the condom out of his colon.
a creator of outstanding aphyisms, aphyisms are jumbled words that can make you smile, laugh, ponder, or even scream in frustration trying to figure out the meaning of them. an aphymae is a woman of outstanding beauty and character, a woman capable of making you smile when all you want to do is cry. omg […]
- Bathroom Cough
the act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. effective at warding off potential embarr-ssment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. also, can dually be used as […]
beneath -ss tan lines. this acronym is used to describe the tan lines girls get when they use the tanning bed and get the tan lines underneath each cheek which are then visible when they are at the beach, naked, or wearing some sk-nky shorts. it is usually the adverse effect of too much junk […]
to be bossing beyond any boss level he’s bawssin. dayuuuuuuum what a bawssin guy
- Hallway Kid
a person who goes on habbo hotel every day, (an online hangout, much like yoville, only less explicit and more to do). just to go to a public room named “the hallway” these kids usually have no friends, and steal pictures from “scene kids”. they usually talk pixelated bs, which entails talking about how you […]