Bartoni


1. a last name, highest of the names of the gods. denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. a descriptor given to a member of the bartoni family, as bartonis are often indescribeable.
2. john: dude, describe this bartoni guy for me.
alex: he’s bartoni.

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