Barvis


a description used as a first name for a person who acts embarr-ssingly stupid or clueless. this word can also be used when someone does something embarr-ssing, and doesn’t want to come to terms with what just took place (they blame it on their alter-ego, barvis).
you accidentally walk straight into a conference room at your workplace where the ceo is meeting with high-level professionals. as everybody looks up in silence, you ask, “oh, is there a meeting going on in here?”

after realizing the dumb-look on everyone’s faces, you quickly reply, “i’m sorry. that was barvis, not me.” and quickly turn and walk out.

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