barzaga complex


the barzaga complex is a self-destructive state that occurs among men resulting from the fear of small genitals. though rarely observed in nature, the complex is often sp-wned by s-xual underperformance. it is easily diagnosed by long-term celibacy, manstration, and lack of confrontation of fellow males. see also, microp-n-s.
“whats up with your friend today?”
“oh he hit the barzaga complex?”
“yeah its pretty bad…”
“is he going to be okay?”
“i don’t know, between the two of us i don’t plan on being around to find out”

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