base model baller
used to describe the driver of any make or model vehicle that engages in overly aggressive driving behavior in a desperate attempt to get attention. usually drivers of this nature could not afford to sh-ll out for the mack-daddy-top-of-the-line version of their vehicle and have to compensate by trying to show off in their bottom-of-the-barrel model to win approval. base model ballers are extremely volatile and self conscious individuals that would not hesitate to defend their turf while driving. approach with caution.
dude #1: whoa! did you see that sti and evo just blow by us while racing each other?
dude #2: yeah! insane!
-after catching up to the drivers stuck in traffic-
dude #3: nevermind, they’re just base model ballers driving an impreza and lancer. we got our hopes up for nothing.
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