baseball wife
a gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. may originally have been a baseball annie that got lucky.
that dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. i hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
n. like a gold digger, but this woman’s specific intent was to land a pro-athlete. often attempt “unplanned” pregnancies to land their victims/husbands. found in large quant-ties in paradise valley and scottsdale, arizona, especially at fashion square mall.
she’s only scr-w-ng him because he got drafted by the team. she’s so trying to be a baseball wife.
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