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otherwise known as the “alt-knight”. he is the protector of all people and things right winged. he came to a pro-trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an american flag. at the third battle of berkeley march 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. this patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-trump supporters.
“did you see that guy with a shield over there?” “yeah, that’s based stickman, the alt-knight.”

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