Basedism
a religion; the pract-tioners of which should try to exhibit based-like characteristics (swagging to the maximum, living based, thanking basedgod etc). sadly, many people proclaim themselves basedists because of their parents or friends. many of them do not exhibit based-like characteristics, but rather the opposite. they live unbased knowingly and criticize the rest of the world for not being based.
basedists pray to the all-mighty basedgod in hopes that he will bless them with his swag.
basedism prayer
now i lay me down to cook,
i pray the based my #swag to keep
if i should die before i wake,
i pray the based my b-tch to take
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