Baseless Triangle


a person with an xy set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret (“^”).
omg, stacey, i just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. he seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today i p-ssed him on the street and said “hi” and he acted like i didn’t even exist. do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

yikes! i look down and see my p-n-s, but i see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. i can’t support myself, when my girlfriend cries i just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when i should be at work. i’m real funny, good looking, and the ladies say i’m a charmer. have i become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that i just forgot to grow up?

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