baseline cheese


a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of s-x around the v-g-n-

after a man and woman have had s-x for hours on end, and have had multiply -rg-sms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia’s this is called ‘baseline cheese’ and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you’re looking for something different to put on your pizza i don’t suggest baseline cheese
“me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans”

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