basement shopping


noun. rediscovering previously owned possessions with joy that is typically reserved for retail shopping. often used in the context of items that were in storage in your parent’s (or a parental figure’s) bas-m-nt, but can refer to the bas-m-nts of friends or relatives. frequently used for items that were packed and stored for a move. may also include toiletries, paper goods, liquor, or other trivial items liberated from said bas-m-nt.
after hearing how jen convinced her father to let her liberate the beer from the bas-m-nt refrigerator, jen’s friends were impressed by her skillful bas-m-nt shopping.

jen decided to organize her spare bedroom closet and do some hard-core bas-m-nt shopping.

jess had way too much stuff in storage in her bas-m-nt, so she invited jen to do some bas-m-nt shopping.

amanda got an ice cream maker, a smoothie maker, and a tennis racket while bas-m-nt shopping!

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