Basement
a great place to tie up people, and hold them hostage, and rape them, and feed them crackers, and laugh at them.
here, have a cracker! ha, ha, ha!
the place where your daughter sits and has s-x with her boyfriend. they both listen close for your feet to go down the steps. and when you do, they scoot apart a foot or so you don’t expect anything.
14 year old kid: “dude, me and mary were in her bas-m-nt last night”
his friend: “nice” -highfive-
a great place to hide and rape your daughter for 24 years.
also good for raising your children/grandchildren.
i think bas-m-nt-dad is a pretty cool guy. eh’s from australia and doesn’t afraid of anything.
an underground hang-out in salem, illinois, beginning in september of 2008 and ending the following december, where 10 to 40 visitors, or “bas-m-nt people”, would meet everyday to engage in activities such as smoking marijuana, dancing, drinkin alcohol, buying/selling drugs, snorting drugs, having s-x, raving, and gambling. it was busted on december 26, 2008 by officers after arresting two members on dui and posession of cannabis after they left the bas-m-nt.
dude we got really f-cked up in the bas-m-nt the other day.
home of the elusive forty-year old man. creepy old people hang out in their mother’s bas-m-nt and play online games, where they pretend they have familys and friends. said old people often have no p-n-s.
oldman:sorry guys, i have to go, wife aggro
john:creepy f-ggot, go m-st-rb-t- to b–st–lity
oldman:k
john(to friend):i am so sick of creepy old men who live in their mother’s bas-m-nt
a small rave. can be illegal.
hay lets go to bas-m-nt friday
where all of the anthropologists live.
prospective student: what would you say a pro is to being in the anthropology department?
student #1: well…–
student #2: we have a very nice bas-m-nt!
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