Bases
baseball as a s-xual metaphor
going up to bat: attempting
bullpen: foreplay
1st base: french kissing
2nd base: above the waist
3rd base: below the waist
home run: s-x
grand slam: four times in twelve hours
foul ball: -ss s-x
strike out: not getting it up
line drive: one night stand
10 run rule: finishing on your own
pop fly: stealing virginity
bunt: pre-mature -j-c-l-t–n
gapper: easy lay
bases loaded: threesome
third base coach: the person who’s filmming
stealing bases: rape (rape is bad)
double/triple play: multiple -rg-sms
cup: condom
steroids: birth control
error: no -rg-sm
broken bat: broken d-ck
extra innings: four times in a row
bench warmer: peeping tom
bat boy: fluffer
field: heartshaped bed
dugout: back seat of a car
bases: self-explainitory
the fours fs
1. french
2. feel
3. finger
4. f-ck
last night, my boyfriend and i went to 3rd, we were so close to taking all four!
first base-making out
second base-gettin felt up
third base-giving head,hand job,etc
home run-s-x
we got to third base yesterday.
theirs many verisons but all together they usually come to be the same at one point.
first base- frenching
second base- feeling
third base- oral s-x, fingering, giving head, hand job,…etc…
home run- s-x
“last night me and my boyfriend went to third base and almost to a home run!!”
baseball terms used as s-xual metaphors. most commonly referring to the bases.
1st base= kissing, french kissing
2nd base= groping, feeling, fingering
3rd base= oral s-x, 69, handjob, pretty much anything but all-out s-x
home run= full-on s-x, penetration
many people have different variations for first, second, and third base.
person 1: yo, last night i got to 2nd base with your girlfriend!
person 2: well i hit a home run with your mom!
kid: dad, tell me about the bases!
dad: son… stfu
stuff that’s fun :d
first base is kissing with tongues, french
second base is groping, feel
third base is giving/receiving oral s-x/handjob, finger
home plate is the fully monty, f-ck
so remember…
french, feel, finger, f-ck
in the computer lab with brandon wqe skipped first base but headed straight to second base, even with teachers around! he was worried we were going to get caught, but i thought the risk made it ten times more fun 😉
1st: kissing, making out
2nd: feeling up, above the belt
3rd: hand job, touching below the belt
short stop: bl-w j-b and such
home run: s-x
mark and kevin had their bases all screwed up… they meshed 3rd and shortstop.
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