bash and dash with petty theft


when one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.
shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.

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