Bashforth
a breed of strong norwegian super soldiers, that date back to ancient times. it is said that zeus had an affair with a scandinavian princess, which started the ancestry line of these royal norweyan kings. the breed was so strong, hitler himself wanted to make them his soldiers. they consist of blond hair, blue eyes, and are extremely aggressive, and non-p-ssive. can go from yahtzee to n-z- instantaneously. an attack can be sensed when the words “really! (fill in name or object) really!?”
jim-dude that guy looks like a bashforth!
fred-dude be careful, he looks insane.
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