basket of cum


1. literally, a soggy mesh basket of -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n.

2. figuratively, a wh-r-.
3. figuratively again, the t-tle for someone who makes absurd comments and closely resembles a tool.
4. back to literally, a repository for s-m-n.
1. “watch out for that soggy mesh basket of c-m next to my bed.”
2. “man, look at the nasty basket of c-m at the bar.”

3. “dude, shut up, you’re such a f-cking basket of c-m!”
4. “watch out for that soggy mesh basket of c-m next to my bed, it was a real f-cking mess cleaning it up when you knocked it over last time.”

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