bass ackwards

-ss backwards. the state doing (or having done) something the wrong way.
no no dude, you’ve got the cables plugged in all b-ss ackwards.
the art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one’s sorry -ss. usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.
once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don’t have a clue what that “something” could be. b-ss ackwards as usual.
describes something being so screwed up that it’s not just backward, it’s -ss backward…and the point is emphasized even more by scr-w-ng up the words “-ss backward”
the radio won’t work because you put the batteries in b-ss-ackward.
1) extremely (and often embarr-ssingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for “-ss-backwards”
“everything on that website is so b-ss-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!”…

“yeah, somehow they manage to do d-mn-near everything b-ss-ackwards down there at bridgeport!”…
the thoughtless act of going about something totally the wrong way, all the while expecting a positive outcome.
vern mops the kitchen b-ssackwards, that’s why the floor stays dirty.

if i put samantha’s brain in a bird, it would fly b-ssackwards.

he’s b-ssackwards. dude got a plasma tv before he paid his light bill. now he’s sitting watching the dark.

she spent her whole paycheck on a michael kors purse before she paid her rent. now that’s b-ssackwards!