bass master
a s-xual position where in doggy style the man puts his knee on the small of the womans back, reaches over and fishhooks her and pulls back like he is trying to reel in a fish.
ray: hey evan why is your finger all messed up?
ben: oh you didnt hear?!?!?!
evan: she bit my finger mid b-ss master.
one who has the abillity to concure b-ss in any lake without being in a touniment. it is simply just having the skill to find and catch b-ss without fish finders or high tech gear, just instinct and a good rod, reel and knowing what lures to use to go with it. really if you love b-ss fishing that much that it makes you happy then you truly are a b-ss master
look at that lunker earl caught, he truly is a b-ss master
a female who will constantly put herself down or be over-modest to fish and shimmy for a compliment out of a male counterpart.
debbie: this shirt makes me look ugly, i can’t believe i wore this to the movies…
mike: ‘the dark knight’ was really good.
debbie: i wish i didn’t look so ugly right now…
mike: oh.
debbie: ..you think i’m ugly right now?
mike: no. i told you that you looked good three times already, stop being such a d-mn b-ss master you c-nt!
-mike smacks debbie-
1: one who is skilled at b-ss fishing.
2: a magazine about professional b-ss fishing by espn outdoors.
i am the b-ssmaster!
a woman who swallows when performing oral s-x, thus keeping her bounty for herself. the opposite of catch and release.
that girl doesn’t catch and release; she’s a true b-ssmaster.
what your friends call you when you f-ck a chick that looks like a fish. usually used in a derogatory manner.
dude, after he did it with bridget he was the b-ssmaster!
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